hey kids-
after four long weeks, preceded by six longs months, our fearless quarterback has returned, and he certainly made sure he was worth the wait. it's hard to brag about beating the hapless browns (brady quinn, colt mccoy, *and* johnny manziel? poor browns), but the victory was sweet nonetheless.
anyone who thought he might be rusty is clearly unfamiliar with a tom brady scorned. our fearless quarterback came out with guns blazing, leading scoring drives on the team's first three series'. he wound up 28 for 40 for 406 yards and three touchdowns and even snuck in 14 rushing yards - apparently inspired by garoppolo and brissett. as you can see, he celebrates as awkwardly as he runs.
with the return of tommy, everything else seemed to fall in line. gronk pretended like he's been showing up for class all along and racked up 109 yards, martellus bennett caught three touchdown passes, and chris hogan - who i've suspected may not actually know how to catch a football - revealed himself to be a dangerously deep threat. i attribute all of this to the presence of tom brady, and he's getting the tommy of the week. nice to see you again, tommy. you know we still expect 16 games from you this season, right? okay, okay. make it 15 and we'll call it even.
we play cincinnati at home next weekend kids, and you know what? tom brady's totally going to be there. think your happy patriots thoughts that his homecoming is as happy as his clevelandcoming, and we'll do some more woo hoo tom brady woo hoo next time.
have a great week, and go pats!
love dav
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