WEEK SIXTEEN VS. BUFFALO BILLS W 24-12

TWAS TWO DAYS BEFORE CHRISTMAS

AND SPIRITS WERE LOW

SINCE OUR PATRIOTS’ WINS

WERE ELUSIVE AS SNOW

WITH A LOSS TO THE STEELERS

PLUS THAT JINX IN MIAMI

IT SURE FELT LIKE OUR BOYS

HAD BEEN HIT WITH A WHAMMY

STILL WE SHOWED UP ON SUNDAY

AND DIDN’T PLAY HOOKY

BUT THANKED GOD WE WERE FACING

THAT BUFFALO ROOKIE

NOW WE DIDN’T NEED MAGIC

WE DIDN’T NEED FRILLS

WE JUST NEEDED A WIN

IN THIS BATTLE OF BILLS

OH BUT HOW WOULD WE GET IT

WITH A QB SO OLD

AND HIS HAND ALL WEIGHED DOWN

WITH THOSE FIVE RINGS OF GOLD?

TOMMY DIDN’T LOOK GREAT

SANTA DOESN’T LIKE LIES

HE HIT ONLY THIRTEEN

OF HIS TWENTY-FOUR TRIES

WHEN IT CAME TO HIS YARDS

HE THREW ONE-TWENTY-SIX

AND JUST ONE LONELY TOUCHDOWN

ALONG WITH TWO PICKS

SO IT SEEMED THAT OUR PASS GAME

MIGHT NEED SOME ASSISTANCE

WITH GRONK ALL BANGED UP

AND JOSH NOT IN EXISTENCE

AND THEN OUT OF THE BACKFIELD

CAME SONY MICHEL

RUSHING ONE-SIXTEEN YARDS

LIKE A BAT OUT OF HELL

NOW IT WASN’T JUST SONY

LET US NOT FORGET REX,

CORDARRELLE, AND JAMES WHITE

WHO ALL HELPED BREAK THE HEX

BUT THE DAY WAS MICHEL’S

AND OUR NEW FAVORITE RUNNER

EARNED THE TOT-DUB

IN A RUSHING GAME STUNNER

IT’S THE STRANGEST OF SEASONS

BUT IT SEEMS THERE’S STILL HOPE

THAT THIS PATRIOTS TEAM

HASN’T RUN OUT OF ROPE

AND IN FACT THERE’S A TWO SEED

THAT’S STILL WITHIN GRASP

JUST AS LONG AS WE SMOTHER

THE JETS’ ONE LAST GASP

THOUGH MY CONFIDENCE LAGS

AND MY FAITH, TOO, HAS WAVERED

IT STILL MAY BE OKAY

WE’RE NOT SUPER BOWL FAVORED

OUR PATS MAY SURPRISE US

LET’S BE OF GOOD CHEER

IF OUR CHEMISTRY SYNCS

IT COULD STILL BE OUR YEAR

BUT NO MATTER THE WINS

OR THE LOSSES WE HAVE

MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ALL

AND GO PATS (YAY) LOVE DAV