Thursday, December 24, 2020

WEEK FIFTEEN @ MIAMI DOLPHINS L 22-12

TWAS THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS
OF A TERRIBLE YEAR
WITH NO TOMMY, NO JULES
AND NO REASON TO CHEER

THOUGH WE GAVE IT A GO
WITH A QB CALLED CAM
WHEN HE CAME DOWN WITH COVID
OUR SEASON WENT BLAM

PRACTICES CANCELLED!
AND GAMES BEING PLAYED
ON UNSCHEDULED DAYS
IN THIS SEASON'S CHARADE

IT WAS TOO MUCH TO WATCH
IT WAS TOO MUCH TO TAKE
IT WAS TOO MUCH FOR BILL
ALL TOO MUCH FOR PETE'S SAKE!

STILL WE KEPT PLAYING GAMES
SOME WE LOST, SOME WE WON
BUT WHATEVER THE SCORE
IT JUST WASN'T THAT FUN

BY THE TIME WE GOT HERE
TO THE FINS IN DECEMBER
IT WAS JUST ONE MORE GAME
WE'D TRY NOT TO REMEMBER

AS FOR THIS WEEK'S NOTOMMY
I'LL GIVE YOU A NAME
BUT IF I'M BEING HONEST
I MISSED MOST THE GAME

STILL MY SCORE ALERT SHOWED
THAT WE MADE EVERY KICK
SO THE MADE UP AWARD
GOES TO GOOD OLD ST NICK

AS FOR WHAT'S COMING NEXT
ONLY TWO GAMES REMAIN
IN THIS FAKE FOOTBALL SEASON
THAT TO PLAY WAS INSANE

BUT THERE'S ONE SILVER LINING
(THOUGH A DUBIOUS ONE):
THE PATS MISSED THE PLAYOFFS
SO IT'S ALMOST ALL DONE

WHILE THERE ISN'T MUCH JOY
AND OUR SEASON'S A BUST
MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ALL
AND GO PATS (IF YOU MUST)

SURE, WE'RE ALL DISAPPOINTED
BUT THERE'S ALWAYS NEXT YEAR!
MAY YOUR NEW ONE BE HAPPY
AND I'LL CATCH YOU BACK HERE

love dav


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