TWAS THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS
OF A TERRIBLE YEAR
WITH NO TOMMY, NO JULES
AND NO REASON TO CHEER
THOUGH WE GAVE IT A GO
WITH A QB CALLED CAM
WHEN HE CAME DOWN WITH COVID
OUR SEASON WENT BLAM
PRACTICES CANCELLED!
AND GAMES BEING PLAYED
ON UNSCHEDULED DAYS
IN THIS SEASON'S CHARADE
IT WAS TOO MUCH TO WATCH
IT WAS TOO MUCH TO TAKE
IT WAS TOO MUCH FOR BILL
ALL TOO MUCH FOR PETE'S SAKE!
STILL WE KEPT PLAYING GAMES
SOME WE LOST, SOME WE WON
BUT WHATEVER THE SCORE
IT JUST WASN'T THAT FUN
BY THE TIME WE GOT HERE
TO THE FINS IN DECEMBER
IT WAS JUST ONE MORE GAME
WE'D TRY NOT TO REMEMBER
AS FOR THIS WEEK'S NOTOMMY
I'LL GIVE YOU A NAME
BUT IF I'M BEING HONEST
I MISSED MOST THE GAME
STILL MY SCORE ALERT SHOWED
THAT WE MADE EVERY KICK
SO THE MADE UP AWARD
GOES TO GOOD OLD ST NICK
AS FOR WHAT'S COMING NEXT
ONLY TWO GAMES REMAIN
IN THIS FAKE FOOTBALL SEASON
THAT TO PLAY WAS INSANE
BUT THERE'S ONE SILVER LINING
(THOUGH A DUBIOUS ONE):
THE PATS MISSED THE PLAYOFFS
SO IT'S ALMOST ALL DONE
WHILE THERE ISN'T MUCH JOY
AND OUR SEASON'S A BUST
MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ALL
AND GO PATS (IF YOU MUST)
SURE, WE'RE ALL DISAPPOINTED
BUT THERE'S ALWAYS NEXT YEAR!
MAY YOUR NEW ONE BE HAPPY
AND I'LL CATCH YOU BACK HERE
love dav
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